PERKHIDMATAN MENAIP (TYPING SERVICES)
Kami menyediakan perkhidmatan menaip untuk pelbagai jenis surat-menyurat atau
dokumen seperti berikut:
1. Menaip Buku/Novel
2. Menaip Surat-surat Dan Dokumen Rasmi
3. Menaip Kertas Kerja/Projek
4. Menaip Laporan Dan Juga Rencana
5. Dan Lain-lain Dokumen Yang Berkaitan
Kami Menjanjikan Perkhidmatan:
* Menepati Masa (DUE DATE)
* Cepat Serta Kerja yang teratur,Kemas,Berformat dan Mengikut Kehendak Serta
Memuaskan hati Pelanggan
* Segala Dokumen-dokumen yang Penting akan Dijaga dengan Selamat dan
Dirahsiakan
* Jaminan Kepuasan hati Pelanggan (MUTU KERJA) dan Harga yang Murah dan
Berpatutan
Caj Perkhidmatan:
1. Satu Salinan (A4 Size = RM 1.30)
-Menaip Sahaja
** Rebet(5% Diskaun) akan diberi untuk 50 salinan ke atas.
Remarks:
** Kami beroperasi di sekitar SHAH ALAM.
** Servis Mengambil dan Menghantar Tugasan disediakan ke Kawasan Anda.
** Caj Perkhidmatan Tambahan Dikenakan untuk mengambil dan menghantar Tugasan
bergantung pada Jarak dan Lokasi anda.
*** Organisasi atau syarikat anda juga boleh mengambil khidmat kami sebagai
TYPINGMAN bagi kerja-kerja menaip…
Hubungi:
Seksyen 7,
40000 Shah Alam, Selangor.
H/P :013-2991438 (Khalid)
H/P :019-2662177 (Kamarull)
BIO AURA NANO TECHNOLOGY

ITEM: Bio-Aura Water System
PACKAGE INCLUDES: All in box. It is NEW!!
PRICE: NOW RM1400.00 (Negotiable) !! Market price is RM2080!! Product Installation Free.
WARRANTY: One year by dealer.
DEALING METHOD: Cash On Delivery /POS Laju
LOCATION: Shah Alam and Entire Malaysia
CONTACT DETAIL: 013-2991438 / khalid_amin86@yahoo.com (facebook)
ITEM CONDITIONS: Brand Shining NEW!!
PICTURE: AS IN THE PICTURE
REASON FOR SALE: CASH !!!
DATE OF SALE: November 2009 – Disember 2010
LETTER FROM LHDN
LETTER FROM LHDN. THIS TRULY IS A REAL CLASSIC!!
True story…
A taxpayer called up the LHDN (Inland Revenue Board) in Terengganu, and asked for Form B. The LHDN clerk who answered the call asked for the address to send the form to. The conversation goes:
LHDN CLERK: “Boleh bagi alamat encik?” (Can you give me your address?)
TAXPAYER: “Hantar ke Ranhill Worley.” (Send to Ranhill Worley)
LHDN CLERK: “Ranhill… eja macam mana?” (err… How to spell Ranhill?)
TAXPAYER: “R for Rumah.. A for Ayam.. N for Nangka.. H for Holland.. I for itik.. L for lain- lain..” (spelling)
LHDN CLERK: ”Ok.. nanti kami hantar ke alamat tu” (OK, we will send to that address)
After waiting for a week, the form arrived – have a look at the address on the envelope!!


LAWAK HILANG NGANTUK
PANCUT
Ayg: Bang, goncang sikit2 dah la. nanti terpancut!
Abg: Pancut bru best
Ayg: Dahla, nanti habis basah
Abg: Takpe, abang try bukak pelan2..
Ayg: Nanti habis melekit
Abg: Syg jgn bimbang, air coca-cola je ni.
KENTUT
Org Amerika kentut cakap EXCUSE ME
Org British kentut cakap PARDON ME
Org Singapore kentut cakap FORGIVE ME
Org kita kentut cakap NOT ME! NOT ME!
CONDOM vs KOTEX
Condom: Bullshit u! every month u stop my business for 1 week! Damn!
Kotex: Aaaaahhhhh!! if u make 1 single mistake, i’ll lose my business for9 months!
SABAH
Pergi sabah naik basikal,
Naik basikal pergi ke sabah,
Ade ke munasabah & masuk akal,
Nak pergi sabah naik basikal?
Memang tak masuk akal! thoing!
WARNING!!
Children playing outside the car
can cause accident.
Adult playing inside the car
can cause children!
SETEM
Pejabat Pos akan mengeluarkan setem
gambar KEMALUAN lelaki. Ini mengelirukan
kaum wanita, bahagian mana yg perlu dijilat
depan ke belakang?
4 KEISTIMEWAAN WANITA
1-Berdarah tiap2 bulan tapi tak mati2
2-Hidang susu fresh tanpa pergi kekedai
3-Mengeraskan hot dog tanpa peti sejuk
4-Ditikam bertubi2 tapi tak mati2
SWEET
A lollipop said to a chocolate ‘Damn we’re sooo sweeeet!’
the chocolate replied ‘Sweet? u should see the person who
send this message. fuh, lagi sweet!’ Fewiiiiiiiiiitttttt…
PERFUME TERBARU DI PASARAN D’QESTINA

4 PILIHAN UNTUK DI PILIH
ALCHOHOL FREE
5ml x 3 bottles in each box.
d’Qestina Perfumes baru dipasarkan pada 30 Oktober 2009
Perfumes Oil for Men:
1. Black Box
Perfumes oil inspired by (Desire, Alfred Dunhill), (Eternity, Calvin Klein), and (Polo Black, Ralph Lauren).
2. Green Box
Perfumes oil inspired by (Desire Blue, Alfred Dunhill), (Acqua Dio Gio, Giorgio Armani), and (Extreme, Bulgari).
Perfumes Oil for Women:
1. Purple Box
Perfumes oil inspired by (Flower, Kenzo), (Miracle, Lancome), and (Hugo, Hugo Boss).
2. Pink Box
Perfumes oil inspired by (Amor Amor, Cacharel), (Ralph, Ralph Lauren), and (Paris Hilton, Paris Hilton)
Distributed by:
De Qestina Ventures, No. 10-1 Jln Usahawan 7, Off Jalan Kilang Setapak, Taman Sri Rampai, 53300 Kuala Lumpur.
email: deqestina@yahoo.com (facebook), khalid_amin86@yahoo.com (facebook)
PLEASE NOTE: We are not affiliated, in any way, with any of the designer brand fragrances mentioned above. The designer brands are only used on this packaging to compare the scent of our fragrance.
Price:
West Malaysia – RM25.00* nett
East Malaysia – RM28.00* nett
*The price is not including delivery cost. If purchase in bulks, price may differ.
Perhatian: Pengedar diperlukan seluruh Malaysia. Berminat, hubungi Khalid (0132991438). Location: Shah Alam
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